bonerparty: the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”. (photo via sarazucker) Around my house the dialog would be more along the lines of “Goddamn I thought there was pizza and cake in here…they were on these plates that are now in the sink…CHARLOTTE DID YOU EAT ALL THE DAMN FOOD AGAIN?”

bonerparty:

the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”.

(photo via sarazucker)

Around my house the dialog would be more along the lines of “Goddamn I thought there was pizza and cake in here…they were on these plates that are now in the sink…CHARLOTTE DID YOU EAT ALL THE DAMN FOOD AGAIN?”